Monday, November 16, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009

हसता हसता डोळे अलगद येतीलही भरुन
बोलता बोलता शब्द ओठी जातीलही विरुन
कावरंबावरं होण्यासारखं बिलकुल काही नाही
कुणीतरी आठवण काढतंय, बाकी काही नाही
रस्त्यामध्ये दिसतातच की चेहरे येता जाता
"एका" सारखेच दिसू लागतील सहज बघता बघता
अवतीभवती सगळीकडे तेच माणूस दिसेल
सृष्टीमध्ये दोनच जीव... आणखी कुणी नसेल
भिरभिरल्यागत होण्यासारखं बिलकुल काही नाही
कुणीतरी आठवण काढतंय, बाकी काही नाही
मोबईल वाजण्याआधीच तो वाजल्यासारखा वाटेल
जुनाच काढुन एसएमएस वाचवासा वाटेल
दिवस सरता वाटत जाईल उगाचच उदास
पावलोपावली जड होत जाईल बहुधा श्वास
घाबरुन बिबरुन जाण्यासारखं बिलकुल काही नाही
कुणीतरी आठवण काढतंय, बाकी काही नाही
जेवता जेवता जीवघेणा लागेलही ठसका
घरचे म्हणतील सारखा कसा लागतो उठता बसता
चेहरा लपवत, डोळे पुसत, पाणी प्यावे थोडे
बोलण्याआधी आवाजाला, सांभाळावे थोडे
सांगुन द्यावं काळजीसारखं बिलकुल काही नाही

तुझ्याच हृदयात राहायचं मला
तुझ्याच आवडीचं व्हायचंय मला
तुझ्या ओठातलं गीत व्हायचंय मला
तुझ्या संगतीत बहारायचंय मला
तुझ्यासाठीच जगायचंय मला
तुझ्या हृदयात राहायचंय मला
तुझ्या स्वप्नातील राजकुमार व्हायचंय मला
तुझ्या मनातील एक पान व्हायचंय मला
तुझ्या बरोबर राहून आयुष्याला नवीन वळण द्यायचंय मला
तुझ्या सुखातील जोडीदार
तुझ्या दु:खातील भागीदार व्हायचंय मला
तुझ्याच हृदयात राहायचंय मला
तुझ्यात गुंतून जायचंय मला
तुझ्याच नशेत डुबून जायचंय मला
तुझे सौंदर्य डोळ्यात टिपून ठेवायचंय मला
तुझ्यात हरवून जायचंय मला
आणि नंतर तुझ्यातच शोधायचंय मला
कसं सांगू मी तुला
तुझ्याच हृदयात रहायचंय मला
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009

मैने खुदा से पूछा कि खूबसूरती क्या है?
तो वो बोले ::::
खूबसूरत है वो लब जिन पर दूसरों के लिए एक दुआ है
खूबसूरत है वो मुस्कान जो दूसरों की खुशी देख कर खिल जाए
खूबसूरत है वो दिल जो किसी के दुख मे शामिल हो जाए और किसी के प्यार के रंग मे रंग जाए
खूबसूरत है वो जज़बात जो दूसरो की भावनाओं को समझे
खूबसूरत है वो एहसास जिस मे प्यार की मिठास हो
खूबसूरत है वो बातें जिनमे शामिल हों दोस्ती और प्यार की किस्से कहानियाँ
खूबसूरत है वो आँखे जिनमे कितने खूबसूरत ख्वाब समा जाएँ
खूबसूरत है वो आसूँ जो किसी के ग़म मे बह जाएँ
खूबसूरत है वो हाथ जो किसी के लिए मुश्किल के वक्त सहारा बन जाए
खूबसूरत है वो कदम जो अमन और शान्ति का रास्ता तय कर जाएँ
खूबसूरत है वो सोच जिस मे पूरी दुनिया की भलाई का ख्याल

मत करो कोई वादा जिसे तुम निभा न सको,
मत चाहो उसे जिसे तुम पा न सको,
प्यार कहाँ किसी का पूरा होता हैं,
इसका तो पहला शब्द ही अधूरा होता हैं,
...............ISKA JAWAB.................
माना की प्यार का पहला शब्द अधूरा होता हैं
लेकिन (प) को निकाल दो तो यार रह जाता हैं,
और आप जैसा यार हो तो ज़िन्दगी से
भी प्यार हो जाता हैं...........
SO…. REMEMBER ALWAYS………..
यूँ तो प्यार करने वाले तुम्हे कम न मिलेंगे
मिल जाएँगे हम जैसे बहुत ....पर हम न मिलेंगे
...............NOW ENJOY...............
उन्हें भुलाने की कोशिश की मैंने,
दिल ने कहा याद करते रहना,
वो हमारे दर्द की फरियाद सुने न सुने,
अपना तो फ़र्ज़ हैं उन्हें प्यार करते रहना,
...................ONCE MORE.....................
नाकाम सी कोशिश किया करते हैं,
हम हैं की उनसे प्यार किया करते हीं,
खुदा ने तक़दीर में एक टुटा तारा नहीं लिखा,
और हम हैं की चाँद की आरजू किया करते हैं,
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl
- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence< ..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried<>
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears< ......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...
weird huh?
I miss you terribly this day of love...
Miss you with a wound that stabs and aches.
I see the love around me, and it takes
So much strength simply just to move.
Soon, soon, my love, this waiting will be done.
You and I will have what we desire.
On days like this we'll sit beside the fire,
Undoing all the pain of days long gone.
Valentine's Day is a day of love
Where love is as bright as the sun
We share kisses, and even a hug
With people we call our loved ones
Unrequited love is oh! so harsh
When the one you love doesn't love you
You feel you're left standing in the dark
Wishing this reality were untrue
Well that's why Valentine's Day is so great
It encourages you to show you care
It makes you just wanna say
I love you and will always be there
I once loved someone in this way
And I was encouraged on Valentine's
I went up to him, just to say
I would like you to be mine
मत चाहो उसे जिसे तुम पा न सको,
प्यार कहाँ किसी का पूरा होता हैं,
इसका तो पहला शब्द ही अधूरा होता हैं,
...............ISKA JAWAB.................
माना की प्यार का पहला शब्द अधूरा होता हैं
लेकिन (प) को निकाल दो तो यार रह जाता हैं,
और आप जैसा यार हो तो ज़िन्दगी से
भी प्यार हो जाता हैं...........
SO…. REMEMBER ALWAYS………..
यूँ तो प्यार करने वाले तुम्हे कम न मिलेंगे
मिल जाएँगे हम जैसे बहुत ....पर हम न मिलेंगे
...............NOW ENJOY...............
उन्हें भुलाने की कोशिश की मैंने,
दिल ने कहा याद करते रहना,
वो हमारे दर्द की फरियाद सुने न सुने,
अपना तो फ़र्ज़ हैं उन्हें प्यार करते रहना,
...................ONCE MORE.....................
नाकाम सी कोशिश किया करते हैं,
हम हैं की उनसे प्यार किया करते हीं,
खुदा ने तक़दीर में एक टुटा तारा नहीं लिखा,
और हम हैं की चाँद की आरजू किया करते हैं,
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
बाईकवर मागे बसावी
जुनी हीरो होंडा सुद्धा मग
करिझ्माहून झकास दिसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चारचौघीत उठून दिसावी
बोलली नाही तरी निदान
समोर बघून गोड हसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
कधीतरी सोबत फिरावी
दोघांना एकत्र पाहून
गल्लीतल्या सगळ्या पोरांची जिरावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्याशी निर्मळ संवाद असावा
कधीतरी छोट्या भांडणाचा
एखादाच अपवाद असावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
आयुष्याच्या अनोळखी वळणावर
तुमच्या व्यथा वेदनांवर
तिने घालावी हळूच फुंकर..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्या मैत्रीत विश्वास रुजावा
तुमचासुद्धा खांदा कधी
तिच्या दुःखाने भिजावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चांदणीसारखी मैत्रीच्या आकाशात
मित्रांचे दिवे मावळले म्हणजे
चालावं पुढे तिच्याच प्रकाशात
रापचिक आइटम सुशीला-
रापचिक आइटम रापचिक आइटम म्हणतो मी जिला
नाव आहे तीच सुशीला हो हो सुशीला
झोपते जवळ घेवून ती उशिला
समजते संजयच झोपला आहे तिच्या कुशीला
हो हाय माझी आइटम एकदम रापचिक
दिसते ती एकदम चापचिप
राहते अगदी नीट आणि टापटीप
कोणी छेडले असता तिला, देते ती त्याच्या गालावर घापचिक
तिला पण माहीत हाय गल्लितली पोरे चावट हाय
पण हां गल्लितला संज्या मात्र बावळट हाय
तिचे म्हनने पण बरोबर हाय
कारण तिच्या जवळ जाताच माझे कापतात हात पाय .
यात घाबरन्याचा प्रश्न नाय
पण काय साला आपला पहिलाच love हाय
च्यायला तिला i love you म्हनू तरी कसा काय
तिला बी समजत नाय की माझ्या मनात ती ठसली हाय.
च्याईला सगळा लोचाच झाला हाय
अगो बाई अररेच्या मला तर आता काय बी सुचत नाय
काय करणार साला आइटम पण एकदम जबरदस्त हाय
घाई नको नाहीतर फुकटचा हंगामा ह्वायाचा. काय
धुडगुस झाला तर लग्नाचा धूमधडाका ह्वायाचा कसा काय
खबरदार नाही तर checkmate ह्वायाचा बरोबर की नाय
नवु महीने नवु दिवस आता वाट बघुया मग लागेल आपली बी lottery. काय
scrap चे लिमिटेशन अस्ल्यामुले कविता संपवत हाय.
ही कविता लिवायला मला दोन दिवस लागले .
कविता आवडली तर नक्की कळवा reply
Thursday, August 27, 2009

YE JINDAGI <<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Ye jindagi ki keetab bhi ajeeb hai
Kanhi kho diya kanhi pa liya
Kanhi ro diya kanhi hans diya
Kai rango se bhari ye jindagi hai
Kanhi meharbaan be hisab hai
Aur kanhi chhin leti hai har khushi
Kanhi aausuo ki hai dastaan
Aur kahi muskurahato ki hai jubaan
Kai chehre hai inme chhupe ajab ye naqaab hai
Kanhi chhaw hai to kanhi dhoop hai
Kanhi na jaane kaisa iska roop hai
Kanhi barkatto ki hai barishe to
kanhi trishngi be hisaab hai
Ye jindagi bhi ajab daastaan hai
Kanhi darmiya dooriya bahut hai
Kanhi fasle ki aas hai
kanhi hai andhera bahut
Aur kanhi roshni beshumaar hai
Ye jindagi hai kaisi....ye paheli bhi ajeeb hai

Aankho Me <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Payar ka khila gulab jab aankho me
Bas unke hi khawab raha aankho me
Sahte rahe jo teer ham payar ke naam
Jhalak raha hai wo payar meri aankho me
Kora man kiya tha kabhi jinke naam
Liki jindagani hai bas uske hi rang me
Din guzar jata hai bas jinki yaado me
Lakh chhupau par chhalak hi aata hai wo payar aankho me

baat hui >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pehli baar jab hamari tanhai me mulakat hui
Dono dilo ke har kone me phulo ki barsat hui
Unke hoto par jo machal aai wo ek muskaan hui
Lekin mujh tak aate aate wo ek sugaat hui
Chand sitare bhi usko dekhate the
Shab bhar aankho hi aankho me hamari baat hui
Dilo ka aalam na poochho yu jajab huye ham
Dadkano ko bhi yaad nahi kab raat hui aur kab prabhat hui

payar................................
Payar ke jabab me paya payar hai
Sawarg yanhi isi zami par utar aaya hai
Samjh lete hai mere dilbar khud hi dil ki
Sir uske samne khud hi jhuk jata hai
Thi padi kabhi kitabo me aisi baate
Samne aaj haqiqat kuchh aise hi aaya hai
Khawb huye sach din bhi badla hai
Aise hi dino ki chah ab to din raat hai

Dil se jude rishto ko kabhi toda nahi karte
Hath rahao me kabhi chhoda nahi karte
Kanhi jakhmi na ho jayein hath tumhare
Jo toot jaayein aaine to fir use joda nahi karte
Koi tufaan kasti ko garq-e-ab na kar de
Maujo ka rookh yu moda nahi karte
ho agar wasul tijarat to muhabbat nahi karte
muhabbat me jajaato ka yu sauda nahi karte
mohabbat ke un wasulo me kuchh wasul ham bhi hai rakhte
apnni muhabbat ko kabhi yu ruswa nahi karte
karte ho yaaron jissse muhabbat kah dalo use
muhaabbat me yarron khayanaat kiya nahi karte

dil milate raho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sayah si raat ho koi gam na karo
Dard-e-dil ho to aankh nam na karo
Sitare sa janha me jagmagate raho
Jindagi me sada muskurate raho
Chaho agar to bas khushiyo ko hi baanto
Anmol ashqo ko yu hi na kho dena
Inhe her aankh se churate raho
Jindagi mootiyon se hai haseen
Fasle kam karo aur dil milate raho

WOMEN..................
This story I had read in my childhood but this story is very close to my heart…
By the time God made women, he was into his six day of working overnight.
An angel appeared and said. ‘Why are you spending so much time on this one?’’
And God answered, ‘have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet cook and leftovers, have a lap that can fold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands.’’
The Angel was astounded at the requirement. ‘Only two hands!? No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until to tomorrow to finish’’.
But I won’t, God protested. ‘I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my one heart. She already heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hour days.
The Angel moved closer and touched the women. But you have made her so soft,God.’she is soft God agreed, but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.’’
‘Will she be able to think?’ asked the Angel. God replied, ‘not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.’’
The Angel noticed somthing,and reaching out, touched the women’s cheek
‘Oops, it looks like you have leak in the model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.’’That’s not a leak,’ God corrected, ‘that’s a tears!’’.
‘What’s the tears for?’’The angel asked. God said ‘the tears is her way of ex-pression her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride.’’
The angel was impressed. ‘You are a genius, God. You thought of everything!
A woman is truly amazing. ‘And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardship and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for they believe in. they stand up to injustice.
They don’t take ‘NO’ for an answer when they believed there is abetter solution. They go without so their family can have .they go to the doctor with frightened friend. They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts breaks when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They’ll drive,fly,walk,run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning!
They bring joy and hope.
They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.


